My plans for today? Same as always, drink coffee and be sexy. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like a solid plan! Just remember, the coffee doesn't spill itself and the mirror's already swooning! โ๐ Related Funny Posts ๐ค Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat. My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, โI drink it.โ Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark. I donโt drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one. Coffee doesnโt even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.