I love saying “my man” and not his name, so when I get a new one, nobody knows. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That's one way to keep your roster straight 🙈🤭 #MyManMystery Related Funny Posts 🤝 I want a man to love me so bad his entire family thinks I did witchcraft on him. On my phone, you’ll never see contacts saved as ‘babe’ or ‘love.’ I save full names—first and last—like a government office. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here. Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.
