I should’ve been a crow. They get to fly around looking goth as hell and seeking retribution. Instead, I have to go to an office and work on my ‘people skills.’ Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Leveling up my "people skills" when I really just want to caw at everyone and look fabulous in black 🖤🐦⬛ Related Funny Posts 🤝 Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people. I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years. Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women? Not now, I’m befriending a crow and teaching it how to deliver handwritten love notes. In Star Wars, anyone can hop in any spaceship and knows how to fly it. I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car.