Dogs have two jobs: calm their humans when they are stressed. Stress their humans when they are calm. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I must have hired my dog as a full-time stress consultant 😂🐶💼 Related Funny Posts 🤝 There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops. My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress. All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing. You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs. Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?
