Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.
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"Good morning, you charismatic cynic!🌞😜 May your day be as bright and sassy as your sarcasm!😏 #SarcasmGoals"

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