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My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see…

My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see…

Commentary:
"Ah, the modern-day romance with our phones 😂📱! It's always there for us in moments of need, be it a late-night scroll or an early-morning alarm clock. Who needs candlelit dinners when you have screen time as the ultimate bae? 🌙⏰ #RelationshipGoals"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged attachment, i, last, lover, morning, night, phone, relationship, routine, technology, thing, wake on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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