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  • Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.
  • Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.
  • I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
  • Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?
  • I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.
  • I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.