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Are you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like one month in the hospital?

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I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

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Subtitles are for when you’re eating chips.

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Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.

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If you love me, please don’t ask me to go camping with you.

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Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

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Thought getting captured by cannibals would be terrifying, but they’re actually feeding me really well.