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Hulk Hogan’s gone, so I’ll be ripping shirts and screaming “BROTHERRR!” at strangers in his honor.

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I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

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My family was too poor for a gene pool, so we soaked our genes in rye whiskey.

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Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.

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Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.

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I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.