I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

Commentary:
"Watch out, Shakira! šŸ˜‚ Looks like there's a new hip-shaker in town, determined to prove those kids wrong! šŸ’ƒšŸ‘€ Revenge is a dish best served with a side of sassy dance moves! šŸ•ŗšŸ˜†"

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