If only my teeth were as white as my legs. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Well, at least you can always count on your legs to shine bright like a diamond while your teeth decide to stay incognito!" Related Funny Posts 🤝 When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good. Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older. I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them. Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla. Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.