I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 25, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives). “Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair. God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills. Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey. Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.