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So sad. Elvis died before he could see the Lego movie. He woulda been like, ‘Mama, those blocks are movin’ and shakin.’

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Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

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A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

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If sex was real, I think I would’ve had it by now.

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Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

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Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

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My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

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It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

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Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

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December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.