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I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

Commentary:
"Yep, dogs are the ultimate loyal companions. They'll never leave you on 'paws' 🐾 or let you 'fetch' a disappointed text 📱. No ghosting here, just tails wagging! 🐶👻"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dating, dog, ever, ghosted, humor, just, loyalty, me, pets, relationship, saying on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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