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Life is just resetting your password until you die.

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Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

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The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

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I think you would all treat me a lot better if I possessed a small amount of plutonium.

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It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

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Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

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Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

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Born to be a frolicker of the forest, forced to be a cog in the machine.

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Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

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I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.