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  • Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.
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  • Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.
  • Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?
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  • β€œBluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.