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Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

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I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.

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I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.

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Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

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I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

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I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.

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Applied for an internship to gain experience and got rejected because I didn’t have relevant experience.