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You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

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American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

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Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

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You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

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The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

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I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

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91 shares on Facebook this month:

I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

15 shares on YouTube this month:

Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

41 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

60 shares on Instagram this month:

Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

68 shares on WeChat this month:

I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

46 shares on TikTok this month:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be getting stronger every day.

81 shares on TikTok this month:

It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.

40 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

87 shares on TikTok this month:

I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

18 shares on Threads this month:

I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

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Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

There should be bloopers at the end of horror films to relax the viewer before sleeping.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

I talk to myself in the same condescending tone, so you’re not special.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

I like my bacon like I like my men, slightly burnt and crispy, and probably killing me slowly.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

Hate when I have to be mean. Why would you push a sweet girl this far?

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

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Spreading quickly via Discord:

Introverts be like “I know a place”, then go home.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Being weird never goes out of style.

Making waves on Slack:

That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

Trending via Reddit:

I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

Just shared via Threads:

Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

Trending via WeChat:

Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Meetings are just podcasts I didn’t choose.

Trending via Twitch:

I would prefer not to.

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A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

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