A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppA vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round. Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget. Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come. Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call. Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.
