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A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good gi…

A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good gi…

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"Looks like someone's got a craving for more than just vibrations! 😏 Maybe investing in a smart speaker that doubles as a compliment machine could do the trick? 🤖💬 #Priorities 🤣"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged amazing, call, girl, good, good girl, humor, irony, me, relationship, satisfaction, self-love, unfortunately, vibrator on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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