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Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

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What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge?

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I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.

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As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

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If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

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Imagining how cathartic it must feel to send forth thousands and thousands of bats from your Transylvanian manor.

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95 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

14 shares on Reddit this month:

If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.

58 shares on YouTube this month:

If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake.

62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Absurdity is the spice of life.

66 shares on Messenger this month:

Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane.

70 shares on WeChat this month:

Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

58 shares on X this month:

Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

99 shares on Instagram this month:

Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.

59 shares on Twitch this month:

When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

31 shares on Twitch this month:

If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

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You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

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Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

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I want my house spotless, but kicking my kids out seems wrong.

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What age do you learn to cook pasta for one and not for a whole village? Asking for a friend.

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I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

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My brain has too many tabs open and one of them is playing music I can’t find.

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He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

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Sorry, I didn’t text back. I don’t like talking to people anymore.

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I love how you get on Twitter, and all your thoughts are already in someone else’s tweet.

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(lost in the labyrinth and I’m wearing a Fitbit) Nice, got my 10,000 steps.

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Live now on WeChat:

Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?

Seen just now on Twitch:

I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

Trending via TikTok:

A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

Spotted on Pinterest:

If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

My cat just sneezed a bunch of times in a row and then hissed at himself. What an icon!

Trending via WhatsApp:

Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Is it socially acceptable to wear pajamas all day if you’re constantly holding a coffee cup?

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The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

Just shared via Telegram:

Calm yourself, Lucifer. You did the right thing coming to me for advice.

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A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

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Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge?

I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.

As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

Imagining how cathartic it must feel to send forth thousands and thousands of bats from your Transylvanian manor.

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