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Petition to lower the retirement age. Iโ€™m tired now.

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White guys have a slur for other white guys they don’t respect, it’s called ‘buddy.’

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A weekend spent doing nothing is a weekend well spent.

A weekend spent doing nothing is a weekend well spent.

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