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Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

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If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

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Please pray for my daughter, who had to empty the dishwasher when she “just did this yesterday and she’s tired.”

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My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

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Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.

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Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

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I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

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I’m lazy and chubby. I love food, naps, and coffee. I don’t like Mondays, people, and exercise. I never thought I would grow up to be Garfield.

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I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

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Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

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You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave.

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I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.

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A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

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No one talks about the resentment you have towards yourself after you didn’t listen to your gut.

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And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

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I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

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Typos keep me humble. Every email is a gamble.

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“Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

Adulthood is just saying “it is what it is,” and then crying in your car to a song from 2012.

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“I’m basically the human version of finding $20 in old jeans.”

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Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

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The best part about being married is having a permanent person to debrief with immediately after any social event.

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I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

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Men have nice skin because they stress out everyone but themselves.

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42 shares on Messenger this month:

Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?

20 shares on Pinterest this month:

Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

72 shares on Messenger this month:

Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

100 shares on Telegram this month:

Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

82 shares on Discord this month:

When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.

70 shares on Discord this month:

Cancel culture has been canceled.

98 shares on YouTube this month:

Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

30 shares on Instagram this month:

Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

16 shares on Instagram this month:

My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

78 shares on TikTok this month:

For a guy supposedly called my “brother,” I’ve never seen him make broth even once.

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Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

Pizza crusts go uneaten, but people will devour an entire pan of breadsticks.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

I’m always a little mean to men because, if you treat them like humans, they think you wanna sleep with them.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

wearing no bra and oversized clothes is self-care at its finest

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The only thing preventing me from moving to Finland is the language barrier and a job.

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I really miss kissing. I hope next year favors my lips.

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“I’m not concerned about Netflix buying Warner Brothers. None of this will matter once we evolve gills and start living underwater.”

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Sex is cool, but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims?

Going bananas on Threads:

All the clouds have come out to play today.

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There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

Just shared via YouTube:

Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

Just shared via Slack:

Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

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The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

Spotted on Messenger:

Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

Breaking via Slack:

It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

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Adulthood is just saying “it is what it is,” and then crying in your car to a song from 2012.

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“I’m basically the human version of finding $20 in old jeans.”

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The best part about being married is having a permanent person to debrief with immediately after any social event.

The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

Men have nice skin because they stress out everyone but themselves.

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