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Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

The thing I bought on Etsy in 2017 has shipped.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

Christmas is coming and you’re not.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

As a childless adult, it is my duty to embrace hobbies and pastimes that my peers cannot, as they have sacrificed their free time to maintain the population. I must vibe and chill, and do fun things, in their honor.

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353 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,622

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Updated

Jan 12, 2026

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Trending via Snapchat:

The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

Just shared via Twitch:

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

Going viral on X:

I haven’t bought 1 Christmas gift but I got 3 packages on the way for me though.

Going viral on Discord:

The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Checking my iced coffee rewards points like it’s my 401k.

Trending via WeChat:

They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

Trending via Facebook:

Iced coffee and crying, the most Californian afternoon.

Adulthood is just saying “it is what it is,” and then crying in your car to a song from 2012.

1 month ago

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Embracing adulthood one tearful karaoke session at a time! 🚗🎤😭

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A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.

2 months ago

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I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

2 months ago

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That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

2 months ago

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Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

2 months ago

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Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

2 months ago

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“I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”

2 months ago

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83 shares on Reddit this month:

I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

61 shares on Twitch this month:

They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

71 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?

80 shares on Discord this month:

I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun.

64 shares on WeChat this month:

I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

76 shares on Telegram this month:

I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

10 shares on Pinterest this month:

There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

44 shares on Facebook this month:

Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

26 shares on WeChat this month:

No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

76 shares on Instagram this month:

I feel like a wildlife photographer when I spend hours trying to capture my teenager’s smile.

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Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

Overheard the most hilarious conversation on my morning commute, then realized it was just me talking to myself in my car.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

The dumbest person you know is being told, “You’re absolutely right!” by ChatGPT.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Instagram:

I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

Seen just now on X:

I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

Live now on Pinterest:

I be like, “I needed this,” and it’s just me getting drunk.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

New York is so awesome. Like, yes, let’s spend $108 for breakfast and walk past homeless people freezing.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

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Adulthood is just saying “it is what it is,” and then crying in your car to a song from 2012.

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A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.

I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

“I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”

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