Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

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I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.

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She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

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That was pointless, we could’ve just stayed strangers.

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There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

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I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

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I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

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Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?