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The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

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Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

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After a vacation, I usually return to work with a fresh, reenergized hatred for my job.

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I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

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Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?

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A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

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Don’t argue with her. Just say “you remind me of my ex” then walk away.

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Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

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It’s so rude how many of you have the audacity to be out peopling around whenever I go somewhere.

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Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.