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Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visi…

Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visi…

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"Aliens chose to journey through vast galaxies and reach Earth, only to land in New Jersey? 🌌👽 Must've heard they have out-of-this-world diners and killer bagels! 🥯🛸"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alien, aliens, fiction, here, humor, Jersey, joke, light, light year, new, New Jersey, science, science fiction, travel, visit, year on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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