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I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start.

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Does anyone else run a used match under water before disposing of it because you’re afraid it still has some fire left in it, or are you normal?

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Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

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Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

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Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

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Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

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64 shares on TikTok this month:

A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.

13 shares on Facebook this month:

My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

64 shares on Discord this month:

I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.

28 shares on Snapchat this month:

Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.

53 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit.

85 shares on WeChat this month:

Maturing is realizing you’re not stable enough to do mushrooms.

70 shares on Messenger this month:

I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

10 shares on Pinterest this month:

Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

57 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

74 shares on Facebook this month:

They all cheat, lie and manipulate. Just pick the pretty one.

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Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

My body looks like I have a great personality.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

Glad to be born at a time when I got to see what life was like before the internet, and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

What’s it called when you mentally want to be horny but you’re physically not at all?

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

I’m a work in progress that hasn’t made much progress.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

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Breaking via Snapchat:

Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

Shared recently on Slack:

I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Reincarnation, in this economy?

Trending via Reddit:

People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

Going bananas on Facebook:

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Going viral on Threads:

I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Software engineers are the dumbest smart people I’ve ever met.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

One day you said w00t for the last time, and didn’t even realize.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

Just shared via YouTube:

Being insane should at least burn calories.

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Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

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I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start.

Does anyone else run a used match under water before disposing of it because you’re afraid it still has some fire left in it, or are you normal?

Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

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