All my small talk is done with a car horn. Posted onJun 17, 20244 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: All my small talk is done with a car horn. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds. Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it. I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food. Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago. Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.