Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

Just knowing that I have to get out of bed tomorrow is already annoying and it’s not even dark yet.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.