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“Beep beep! Honk if you’re tired of chitchat! 🚗📣 Just call me the road rage equivalent of a conversation starter. Who needs idle chit-chat when you’ve got a horn as loud as my opinions? 🤭🚦 #HonkIfYouAgree”
All my small talk is done with a car horn.
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