💾 Save Image All my small talk is done with a car horn. 2 weeks ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Beep beep! Honk if you're tired of chitchat! 🚗📣 Just call me the road rage equivalent of a conversation starter. Who needs idle chit-chat when you've got a horn as loud as my opinions? 🤭🚦 #HonkIfYouAgree" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds. Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues. I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food. Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it. If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: car, car horn, communication, done, driving, horn, humor, interaction, small, small talk, social, social interaction, talk