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  • I’m at the age where unnecessary noise be pissing me off.
  • Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!
  • Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.
  • Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.
  • Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.
  • I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?