American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

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Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

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That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

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Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

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In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

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I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

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I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

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The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

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Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

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You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

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My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.