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I would describe my personal style as whatever is on top of the pile of clothes on the floor.

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Iโ€™m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฑ has bookmarked:

Getting older is so fun. Your life goals slowly transition from things like ‘land a dream job’ to ‘successfully grow a cherry tomato.’

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ต has shared:

There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฎ has viewed:

Iโ€™m having a garage sale and hope people Iโ€™ve borrowed things from donโ€™t come.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง has viewed:

When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ has shared:

Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question โ€˜how much could juice cost?โ€™

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฎ has copied:

I had a sex dream last night that felt so real, I’m just gonna go ahead and add it to my body count.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has shared:

These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฟ has copied:

Crossing things off my to-do list… I didn’t do them, I just don’t want them on my list anymore.

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The nice thing about getting older is that you donโ€™t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

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Being alone is my favourite way of being.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

Live now on Instagram:

Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

Breaking via WeChat:

“Nah.” – everyone with an office job, from the Monday after Thanksgiving until January 2nd.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

Making waves on Instagram:

I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

Seen just now on YouTube:

There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

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Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

91 shares on X this month:

Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

86 shares on Telegram this month:

Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

44 shares on Threads this month:

Time to get off the internet, Iโ€™ve already had enough stupid for the week.

56 shares on Telegram this month:

Going out to eat and shopping by yourself is actually one of the most peaceful and therapeutic things ever.

81 shares on Discord this month:

I would like to thank everyone who destroyed me into the person I am today.

70 shares on Discord this month:

I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didnโ€™t specify which year I was referring to.

25 shares on Threads this month:

There’s an unwritten rule: if you need something and it’s available at your mom’s house, it’s yours.

75 shares on Telegram this month:

I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled โ€œrun for your life!โ€ Iโ€™d be like โ€œyaโ€™ll go ahead, Iโ€™m meetinโ€™ Jesus today!โ€

81 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

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On one hand, itโ€™s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, itโ€™s terrible to have access to the Internet.

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Being alive and sentient has been the worst thing to have ever happened to me.

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โ€œ23 and Meโ€ is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events.

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Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.

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If you say โ€œExcellent choiceโ€ after somebody selects a floor in an elevator, you can usually get a pity laugh.

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Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.

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My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

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Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

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Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

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I’ve come to the conclusion that my guardian angel is very possessive about me.

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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ has viewed:

My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡น has bookmarked:

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has downloaded:

What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ has downloaded:

A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡บ has bookmarked:

Windmill? Big fan.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ณ has bookmarked:

Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฒ has copied:

Don’t mispronounce anything next to me and think I didn’t hear it.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ถ has downloaded:

No one talks about the horrific event of meeting someone who is exactly your type.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡พ has bookmarked:

Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฒ has copied:

I donโ€™t like who I become when Iโ€™m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

Social Media Log ๐Ÿ’ซ

Spotted on Discord:

I hate it when I check my transactions history, and everything adds up like damn, so no one stole from me.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Never going into a job interview nervous again, because, wow, it is literally a free invitation to talk about how amazing I am.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I still haven’t heard one good argument why I should stop believing in Santa.

Shared recently on Facebook:

If youโ€™ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, youโ€™ve never had a cheeseburger.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I woke up alive again.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.

Going viral on Twitch:

My parents told me I could be anything I wanted so I became unacceptable.

Shared recently on Discord:

I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

Just landed via X:

Isnโ€™t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

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