And then the vodka whispered, “Say what you really think.”

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Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

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I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

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Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

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Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

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I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

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Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

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My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

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You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

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Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

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Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”