And to my grandchildren, I leave my unread PDFs. Commentary:Passing on the most precious legacy… a treasure trove of digital bedtime stories! 📚😂💻 Related Funny Posts 🤝 And to my great-grandchildren, I leave 48,567 screenshots. I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books. My intern was born in 2007. I have unread emails older than that. If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren. Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.
