Anyone know how to grow a money tree?

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“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

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What if i just replied “not now kitten daddy’s busy” to all my work emails?

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Nighty night! Don’t let the horror of existence bite.

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Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.

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I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited.

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Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.

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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

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You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.

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Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

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It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.