Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fai… Commentary:🤣 "Being a pessimist is like having a lifetime pass to the 'I Told You So' amusement park! 🎢🎟️" Related Funny Posts 🤝 My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist. A pessimist is just an optimist playing hard to get. I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all. Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination. I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.
