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Aliens, robots, mutant ladybugs — whoever takes over will be better than this.

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Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

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I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!

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In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

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Every time I leave the house, I’m reminded why sweatpants exist.

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You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

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Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.