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Looks like the North Pole needs a relationship counselor! ๐
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- I forgot to get milk, so Santa has a cup of Pepsi Max.
- The most unrealistic part of Christmas movies isn’t the existence of Santa… it’s that all these people have, like, a month off work with no interruptions.
- Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.


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