As a kid, I didn’t understand the subtext of ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’ at all. I thought Mommy was cheating. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like the North Pole needs a relationship counselor! 🎅💋🤣 Related funny posts 😂 Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing. I am stoned and laying in bed reading, and the idea of Santa going on Ozempic popped into my head, and I whispered, “No!” I forgot to get milk, so Santa has a cup of Pepsi Max. The most unrealistic part of Christmas movies isn’t the existence of Santa… it’s that all these people have, like, a month off work with no interruptions. Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.