As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

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I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

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Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

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I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

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People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

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I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

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Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

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They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

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Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.

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My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week.

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You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.