As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"From fearing the Bermuda Triangle to wanting a one-way ticket there… that's what we call evolution! 🌀✈️ Who knew the mysterious allure of vanishing could become a life goal!? 😂 #AdultingGoals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles. At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard. I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol. Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult? I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.