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Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

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I’m waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastinating.

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If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

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Roses are pink. I need a drink.

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Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

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Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

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When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.

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I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.

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Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

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If we’re not supposed to be snacking late at night why is there a light in the fridge?