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If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

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Ever been in the car with someone who drives so fast that you press your imaginary brakes on the passenger side?

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When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.

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They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

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24 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

56 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

54 shares on WeChat this month:

If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.

56 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

50 shares on Snapchat this month:

Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

46 shares on Slack this month:

Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

24 shares on Facebook this month:

I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

11 shares on Messenger this month:

Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.

58 shares on Reddit this month:

Paid my rent and slept in every room of my house this week, kitchen and laundry room next.

92 shares on Pinterest this month:

Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

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This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women.

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I made you snort laugh, so we’re going out, right?

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If you’re late for work, don’t forget to look mad when you walk in.

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Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

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Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

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Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

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People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

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Just shared via Twitch:

Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.

Going viral on Messenger:

Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.

Just shared via Facebook:

I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

Trending via Messenger:

Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I’d rather lose you than the argument.

Trending via Twitch:

I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

Freshly posted on Discord:

The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

Making waves on Reddit:

I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

Making waves on Instagram:

Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

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As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

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If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

Ever been in the car with someone who drives so fast that you press your imaginary brakes on the passenger side?

That thing they say about getting drunk with the love of your life in a walkable city is no joke. It hits like crack.

When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.

They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

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