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If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

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Vaginally speaking, he seems nice.

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It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

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I made soup while whispering “He was never mine,” like it’s 1893, and I just lost my beloved to a duel.

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I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

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If you can figure out how to configure your default state to be slightly amused rather than slightly annoyed, you pretty much enter God Mode.

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There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…