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As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s scie…

As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s scie…

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When the sun clocks in, my beer clock starts ticking—I'm just following the laws of fizz-ics! ☀️🍺😄

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged back, beer, drink, humor, i, science, soon, sun, want, weather on Jul 16, 2025 by slickboy.

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