At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

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The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

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I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

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The pointless tidy-up before a play date.

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Be gentle with me, I’m from the 1900s.

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“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

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Getting your hair washed by someone else is one of life’s greatest joys no one really speaks about often.

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Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.