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  • If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.
  • Agriculture can’t possibly be a dying industry. Bot farms are booming.
  • It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.
  • Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.
  • Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.
  • A wise man once said: “Yes, darling. You’re right.”