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The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

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I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

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I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

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I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

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Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show.

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“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

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I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.