At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

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I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

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Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

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My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

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The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

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My passport probably thinks I’m in prison.

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Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

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I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

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I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica.

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Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

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A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”