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A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

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College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

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Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

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If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

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Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

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I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

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I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

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Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

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My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

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Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.