At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up. Funny Quotes August 3, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAt the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life. I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again. They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag. I wish I was mysterious, but unfortunately I just can’t keep my mouth shut. People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.