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Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

Commentary:
"Free bacon for the win! Because let's be real, nothing says 'I'm sorry you're having a rough day' quite like the sizzle of crispy perfection 🥓🤤 Who knew pork could be the ultimate mood booster? Bacon: the unsung hero of comfort food!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bacon, bad, bad day, comfort, comfort food, day, food, free, happiness, having, humor, lighthearted, should on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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