Skip to content

Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

  • Home
  • Random
  • Info
    • Privacy
    • Disclaimer
    • Terms & Conditions
  • Funny News
Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.

Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.

Commentary:
When you want to eat healthy but also party like a rockstar 🥗🍷🎉

Related Funny Posts 🤝

  • The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.
  • My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.
  • Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.
  • At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?
  • I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.
This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bag, bag of salad, boxed, boxed wine, comparison, food, food comparison, humor, salad, vegetable, vegetables, wine on Jul 19, 2025 by slickboy.

Post navigation

← What part of “I don’t want to spend any more mo… You know you’re getting old when you get mad at some… →

Top Funny Quotes Topics 🗂

  • activity
  • age
  • being
  • communication
  • dating
  • day
  • every
  • family
  • food
  • frustration
  • fun
  • fun activity
  • going
  • good
  • health
  • humor
  • i
  • irony
  • joke
  • just
  • know
  • life
  • love
  • me
  • media
  • money
  • motivation
  • need
  • never
  • parenting
  • people
  • procrastination
  • relationship
  • sarcasm
  • say
  • should
  • sleep
  • social
  • social media
  • someone
  • technology
  • think
  • time
  • want
  • work

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New funny quotes: 398 this month

14,149 funny quotes and pics

16,424 funny quotes topics

Updated: Oct 25, 2025

3,880 users online

Proudly powered by WordPress