Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When you want to eat healthy but also party like a rockstar 🥗🍷🎉 Related funny posts 😂 I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla. Not gonna lie, toddlers absolutely nailed it with naps, buttered noodles, and rejecting authority. At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add? My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits. I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.