Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.

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They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

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I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.

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Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

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When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

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Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

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Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

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The urge to say “yeah, you should do that”, especially when you have no clue.

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All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

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It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

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Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.