Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables. Commentary:When you want to eat healthy but also party like a rockstar 🥗🍷🎉 Related Funny Posts 🤝 The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol. My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables. Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag. At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add? I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.