Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

Christmas is coming and you’re not.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

Nobody knows what to do with me and I just think that’s beautiful.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

At my size, I’d be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, you’re gonna have to reboot that computer.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

Getting so tangled in the sex shop bead curtain that they have to put me down like a horse with a broken leg.