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Thinking of starting a club for people who don’t like to leave their house. There are no meetings.

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Some Uber rides in NYC are the same price as a JetBlue flight to Miami.

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You can do laundry every day and still be behind on laundry.

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Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

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If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

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It’s so cold, I’m using Chrome instead of Firefox to read the news on my phone, because I need the ads to warm up my phone and hands.

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Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

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We decided to have money instead of children.

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I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.

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I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

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Going viral on WhatsApp:

I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited.

Just landed via Twitch:

Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

Just shared via Slack:

Amazing if accurate: bleeding money.

Trending via Facebook:

Getting a second opinion about my Tamagotchi’s health.

Going viral on Messenger:

My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

Trending via Snapchat:

My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

Spotted on Pinterest:

It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

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33 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

54 shares on YouTube this month:

I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

56 shares on Slack this month:

At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

49 shares on Reddit this month:

No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

39 shares on TikTok this month:

Managers want a week of silence and meditation in order to be even more of a manager afterwards.

38 shares on Pinterest this month:

At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

40 shares on Discord this month:

Packed all my meds into one bottle for a trip and accidentally invented the best trail mix.

21 shares on Snapchat this month:

If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’

42 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Wow, you did such a great job clicking in your little spreadsheets today. Super proud of you.

25 shares on TikTok this month:

If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.

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Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

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I’m not here to offend anyone; I’m here to offend everyone.

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I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

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Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

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I was about to organise my closet, but I then I found what I was looking for.

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l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

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I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

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I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

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I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

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1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

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Freshly posted on Telegram:

Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

Going bananas on Discord:

I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Live now on X:

I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

Live now on WeChat:

I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I’ve spent 80% of my adult life resetting my password.

Breaking via Threads:

My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

Going viral on Messenger:

He thinks I’m so smart because I read books. Baby, they is FAWKING in these books.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

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Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

That moment when you have to restart a song because the conversations in your head got too loud and you missed half the song.

It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.

The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

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Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

Keep the laugh going 😂

It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

That moment when you have to restart a song because the conversations in your head got too loud and you missed half the song.

It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.

The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

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