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I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

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I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

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Whoever said, “Laughter is the best medicine,” clearly never tried Revenge.

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Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

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Everyone is either engaged, at a run club, doing their master’s, or in Japan.

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At least life has music.

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Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

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Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

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Vacations are expensive, but how else could you put a price tag on your kids being ungrateful in a different city.

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Growing old is a process of saying “it’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong.

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Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly, great call from the haters.

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Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

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Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

Just landed via YouTube:

I will never stop being a quitter!

Seen just now on Messenger:

When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

Breaking via YouTube:

“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

Live now on Discord:

Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

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Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

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Welcome to your 50s… you can now fall asleep sitting up on the couch at any given moment.

Behold the majestic elephant in its natural habitat, the room.

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62 shares on Messenger this month:

I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

16 shares on WeChat this month:

I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

55 shares on Discord this month:

Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.

69 shares on Discord this month:

Worst thing about cutting off all your hair is you go to work and everyone treats you like Today’s Special Boy.

12 shares on Reddit this month:

“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

79 shares on YouTube this month:

Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

70 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!

76 shares on Discord this month:

I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

33 shares on Snapchat this month:

Nothing ruins your weekend faster than remembering Monday is lurking in the shadows.

19 shares on Twitch this month:

Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

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Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

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“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

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Lowkey terrifying when someone attractive is actually into you, omg.

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I will restart the entire song if you talk over my favorite part.

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Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.

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I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

My favorite thing to do on the weekend is not leave my house.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

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Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

Making waves on YouTube:

In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

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We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.

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