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There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

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Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.

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If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.

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I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.

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I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

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Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

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In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

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Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.

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Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

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Going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend.