Being flirted with while you’re on the clock feels like a hostage situation.

75 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Girl, you gotta try this healing potion. It’s called beer.

13 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.

39 shares on WhatsApp this month:

AI could never replace me, you can’t put this much self-loathing into a machine.

78 shares on YouTube this month:

As it turns out, the only way to avoid work stress is not going.

95 shares on Snapchat this month:

Every morning I wake up and think I have a hangover, but then I realize I didn’t drink, and this is just how I feel now.

94 shares on Snapchat this month:

The husband, child, and dog are all snoring. WTF is this?

48 shares on Discord this month:

Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

63 shares on Pinterest this month:

As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

69 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Someone should bite my inner thighs just to see what type of noises I make. For science.

88 shares on Reddit this month:

My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.