Being flirted with while you’re on the clock feels like a hostage situation. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your customer service smile becomes your secret hostage signal 😂⏱️🕶️ Related Funny Posts 🤝 Screen time on your computer feels like healthy screen time, screen time on your phone feels like evil screen time. Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job. Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels. Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting. Being an adult feels like, “If I can just get through this week, I’ll be okay,” but it’s every damn week.
