Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

Commentary:
Body: Alright, time to catch some Zโ€™s ๐Ÿ’ค
Brain: Alright, time to come up with brilliant ideas at 3 AM ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ’ก
Looks like the body and brain are trying to outsmart each other again! ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ’ค

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