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Body: Alright, time to catch some Z's 💤
Brain: Alright, time to come up with brilliant ideas at 3 AM 🤯💡
Looks like the body and brain are trying to outsmart each other again! 🧠💤

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76 shares on Snapchat this month:

They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

12 shares on TikTok this month:

Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

14 shares on Discord this month:

Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in “good health” but in “good health for your age”.

81 shares on Messenger this month:

Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.

69 shares on Slack this month:

Please pray for our son, who had to unload the dishwasher when “he just did this yesterday, and he’s tired.”

34 shares on Messenger this month:

The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

48 shares on Pinterest this month:

I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

44 shares on Messenger this month:

Friends with benefits, but it’s just that they make delicious baked goods.

55 shares on Telegram this month:

I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

11 shares on Threads this month:

Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.

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Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

My guardian angel is probably preoccupied with sports betting apps and generative AI, that’s why she’s letting all these bad things happen to me.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

Bands who can’t afford a smoke machine should hire my wife to cook at their concert.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

(to my executioner) I wish we had met before this. You seem cool.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

My dental plan is, “I guess I’ll just chew on this side of my mouth from now on.”

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.

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Trending via Instagram:

Asking myself if that was too weird after I hit send.

Going viral on X:

The people that ask Grok everything are the same people that follow Google Map directions straight into a lake.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

Trending via TikTok:

This wouldn’t happen to me if I were a huge dragon.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

Making waves on Snapchat:

The amount of sleeping I’ve done over the past few days has been phenomenal. I genuinely love doing absolutely nothing.

Trending via TikTok:

My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.

Going viral on YouTube:

My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.

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Activity Log ✨

Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

Do you ever find yourself just thinkin’ about bread?

Adulting: unlocking life’s mysteries, one therapy session at a time.

The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.

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Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

Keep the laugh going 😂

If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

Do you ever find yourself just thinkin’ about bread?

Adulting: unlocking life’s mysteries, one therapy session at a time.

The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.

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Trending Topics 📁

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