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Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?

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The dumbest people have the loudest opinions on politics.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

In search of someone who loves me as much as I love my snooze button.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

People who don’t have Twitter are trying to show you stuff you laughed at a month ago.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

You wish you had this many chins.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

*Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

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Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

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Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Having a kid is so fun when you’re childish, like yeah, it’s my turn with the slime, boo.

Just shared via Facebook:

People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

Making waves on Facebook:

I love when someone texts “hey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest.

Making waves on Snapchat:

It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.

Making waves on WeChat:

Customers will say shit like, “Uhh, it’s asking me to remove my card?”

Going viral on TikTok:

How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?

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My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

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College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

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By age 40, you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes—one size too small—that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day.

58 shares on Facebook this month:

The inventor of archery: Man, I really wanna stab that guy over there.

70 shares on Twitch this month:

Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

18 shares on Slack this month:

Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

15 shares on YouTube this month:

Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

82 shares on TikTok this month:

I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

31 shares on WeChat this month:

My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.

87 shares on Facebook this month:

Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

90 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.

77 shares on Reddit this month:

I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

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I would prefer not to.

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I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

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I’m that person who will restart a song because I got distracted and wasn’t appreciating it enough.

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This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

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80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

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This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.

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If I can’t wash dishes to your album, it ain’t that fire.

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That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

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Every day is a D-Day, if you’re a stutterer.

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Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

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Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

Going out to eat and shopping by yourself is actually one of the most peaceful and therapeutic things ever.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

I tried to embrace my flaws. They filed a restraining order.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

Have a good weekend, unless you have other plans.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

They should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up feeling rested.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

Most earthquakes could have been an email.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

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Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

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Seen just now on Pinterest:

Retiring my wallet condom after two years of active duty. 87 tours with 0 combat deployments.

Just landed via Snapchat:

After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

Making waves on TikTok:

Overthinkaholic!

Spotted on Discord:

My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good.

Spotted on WeChat:

I realized Americans were dramatics the day I found out 200 lb is just 90 kg.

Going viral on YouTube:

If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Wake up, there’s overthinking to be done.

Trending via Pinterest:

There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

Just shared via Threads:

Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

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