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Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.

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I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”

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Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

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Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

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You give my middle finger an erection.

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If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.

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My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”

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I am cutting contact with my 3-year-old narcissist nephew.

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I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.