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I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.

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I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

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Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

Making things weird is probably the only thing I’m good at.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

Me, as a therapist: “OMG, me too!”

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

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Just shared via Twitch:

When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

Making waves on Instagram:

You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I love when I see a really beautiful car, and I look inside, and it’s a beautiful woman. That’s fire.

Spotted on Twitch:

I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

Going viral on YouTube:

I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

Trending via Slack:

You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

Making waves on Reddit:

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

Making waves on Telegram:

Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”

Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

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24 shares on WeChat this month:

First World War. Kind of nervous.

50 shares on Slack this month:

Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

70 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

98 shares on TikTok this month:

I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

67 shares on Slack this month:

Why is it cute when a baby falls asleep clutching a bottle. Yet, when I do it, it’s “concerning”?

88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The only way to my heart is with a knife.

49 shares on TikTok this month:

I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.

28 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

72 shares on Facebook this month:

I identify as Michael Jackson, so my pronouns are “he/hee.”

21 shares on Pinterest this month:

First date idea: you transfer me all your crypto.

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Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

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Might quit my job to focus on summer.

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The year flies by when you’re scrolling.

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I used to love going out with people. Now I weigh the pros and cons of human interaction, like it’s a business decision.

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Twitter is like attaching a message to a balloon, hoping that the right person somehow finds and reads it.

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Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

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I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

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Solitude never hits you with unsolicited opinions.

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Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

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Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Back in my day, if you were 14 on the internet, you kept that to yourself.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

Twitter is a weapon of mass distraction.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

I have read the room and decided to be illiterate.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah” ..

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

What’s really missing is a day between Saturday and Sunday.

Going viral on Messenger:

Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire.

Trending via Instagram:

Love when people summon Grok and there’s no reply. He just doesn’t care sometimes.

Spotted on TikTok:

I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

Trending via Twitch:

A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

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