Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs camping when you have a cozy mortgage to keep you sheltered and warm? 💁♂️🏡 #IndoorisLife" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage. Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again. I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then. If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind. There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.
