Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wou… Commentary:"Who needs camping when you have a cozy mortgage to keep you sheltered and warm? 💁♂️🏡 #IndoorisLife" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage. My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping. Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again. You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in. Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.