Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

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Is it cool if I come into your life and just never leave, like a stray cat?

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I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

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Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming.

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All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

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You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

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Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

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“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

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I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

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Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

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I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently, and I’ve decided that I really don’t want to do that any more.