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I’m a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.

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Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

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If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.

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Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

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I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.