Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

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“What a unique way to stand out at the next wedding! 💐😄 Talk about taking ’till death do us part’ to a whole new level! 👰🏼‍♂️💒 #WeddingsAndFunerals”

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