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🤣🔥 Caveman: "I just invented the wheel!" 🎉 Journalist: "Hold my pen, I've got some hot takes on why the wheel is bad for humanity. Spoiler alert: it doesn't have good mileage!" 🙈 #StoneAgeHotTakes

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Perfume is key, but deodorant is keyer and showering is keyest.

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Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

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It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

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One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

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If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

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The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

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21 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.

37 shares on Snapchat this month:

Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

94 shares on TikTok this month:

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

76 shares on Pinterest this month:

They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

54 shares on TikTok this month:

Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

75 shares on Snapchat this month:

Attention to detail is so sexy, study me, baby.

40 shares on Reddit this month:

Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.

74 shares on TikTok this month:

I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.

62 shares on Pinterest this month:

Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

39 shares on TikTok this month:

Don’t interrupt me while I’m embarrassing myself.

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My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

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If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive.

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I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse.

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If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

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I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

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I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.

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I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

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My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.

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Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

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Making waves on Reddit:

Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

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Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

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My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

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This year, the feliz is not navidading.

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My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now, when she’s mad at me, I just say, “Linda wouldn’t get mad about that.”

Live now on Discord:

I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

Going viral on TikTok:

Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

Just landed via Discord:

I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.

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How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?

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Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.

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Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

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Perfume is key, but deodorant is keyer and showering is keyest.

Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

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