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Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

I can’t believe there was a time in my life when someone had to make me take a nap.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

If my toddler doesn’t sleep again tonight, I’m running away into the forest.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

Coworker: Hey, circling back on that thing we talked about in December. Me: Stop living in the past!

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.

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Making waves on Instagram:

Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

Spotted on X:

Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Dance like China isn’t watching.

Just landed via Telegram:

Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

Breaking via Telegram:

I told you so. Kind regards, your gut feeling.

Just landed via WeChat:

I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

Making waves on WeChat:

If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

Reported on Telegram:

I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

Jan 28, 2025

Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

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"Ah, the modern-day struggle of counting down to Christmas not with sweet treats, but with closed work tabs! 🎄💻 Who knew our digital lives could serve as a quirky advent calendar alternative? Just make sure not to accidentally close the wrong tab and lose all that hard-earned progress! 😅 #TechSavvyCelebrations"

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Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

Women are like a fitted sheet. No matter what you do or how hard you try, they just never seem to cooperate.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Social media is mental suicide.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

Just shared via Reddit:

I wish I was mysterious, but unfortunately I just can’t keep my mouth shut.

Just shared via Twitch:

Dating apps are no place for meeting your soulmate. The best way to find your soulmate is to tweet really good.

Shared recently on Discord:

Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

Making waves on X:

If you get cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and still participate in family game nights.

Just shared via X:

I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

Just landed via Telegram:

December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

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