Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth. 2 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Coconut water: the drink that makes you question if you accidentally sipped someone else's backwash 🤢🥥 #NotSoRefreshing" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters. I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!” Home is where the tap water doesn’t taste funny. Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.” Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?
