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I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more.

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Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

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I dare you to try and be more single than me.

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Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.

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All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

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Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

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I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

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Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming.

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Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

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Waking up has backfired on me so many times.