Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like caffeine has met its match—initiating survival cardio mode! ☕️🏃♂️💀 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies. I can’t tell if I need coffee, a hug, or to just go live in the woods forever. I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!? Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries. I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.