Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday. Commentary:"Who do I talk to about making this a law? ☕️💼✨ #CaffeineRights #PerkMeUp" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday. Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30. Lowkey wanna fall in love, but Monday to Friday is work, Saturday is laundry, Sunday is mental prep for Monday. The butterflies in my stomach are actually decomposing. Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it. Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.