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Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

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Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

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Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

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Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

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“Is this a joke to you?” Unfortunately, everything is a little bit of a joke to me.

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People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.

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Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

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I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

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I wish berries were the size of apples. Just imagine for a second.

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My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.