Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who do I talk to about making this a law? ☕️💼✨ #CaffeineRights #PerkMeUp" Related funny posts 😂 The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law. We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.” I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me. Listen to the birds, not the news. You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD.